“Got so much sex lined up I don’t even know where to start”
Is something I would never have said a few months ago…
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
- don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
- don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
- don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
- don’t
- don’t
- don’t
Haruki Murakami
I’m so happy I’ll never lose my independence in a relationship again. Real love can be so toxic if you’re not mature enough to know how to handle it and what to do with it.
(via punkrockmermaid)
(Source: rochelledelaroche)
